Drunks On The Set

As long as actors stay sober on the set, movie studios will generally put up with their off screen behavior. Colin Farell often showed up at six in the morning to work on Swat 2003 so hung over from an all night bender that his bodyguards would carry the nearly unconscious Irishman into his trailer. His co-star Sam Jackson was constantly amazed that the young actor was on time, knew all his lines and was totally professional.

In earlier days before drug testing made it difficult for studios to insure actors like Robert Downey Jr. known to be just as professional on movie sets as Farrel the film industry had more tolerance for drunkards. During the making of Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein 1948, Director Charles Barton put up with Costellos antics which included starting a pie fight with Dracula Bela Lugosi, putting a leash around the Werewolf Lon Chaney Jr. and walking him around Universal Studios, and pelting ad-libs at Frankensteins Monster Glenn Strange so the creature kept laughing and ruining takes. A bigger concern was Bud Abbott who would get so sloshed by 2pm that he was incapable of shooting for the rest of the day. Abbott later explained that when he was young, a doctor told him that if he didnt stop drinking hed be dead by the age of thirty. The straight man was so worried about the diagnosis he stayed drunk for the next forty years.

Another classic alcoholic was the British actor Robert Newton 1905-1956 who once got so inebriated he showed up to the wrong movie set. The happy producer put the big star in four scenes until people from the movie he was really supposed to be in came to haul him off. His reputation eventually made it difficult for him to find work. Producer Mike Todd interviewed Newton for the film Around The World In Eighty Days 1956. "Your friend David Niven says you are a big drunk." "My friend Niven is a master of understatement." Newton agreed to stay sober during filming and kept his promise.

If you give up drinking you can get something in return. When Lucille Ball was negotiating with CBS to turn her radio show into I Love Lucy 1951-1957 she was surprised to get a call from a character actor she knew named William Frawley. "I hear you need someone to play your landlord." Lucy was in a quandary. She was from the old school where you help your fellow actors out if they are down on their luck. But Frawley was a well known drunk. She suggested he talk to her husband Desi Arnaz Frawley promised Desi hed never miss time due to drinking. But could Frawley who was an avid baseball fan have time off if the Yankees made it to the World Series Desi later regretted giving in to Frawleys wishes, in the fifties the Yankees made it to the Series almost every year.

Sometimes a director could turn an actors drunken behavior against him. When John Huston was ready to shoot the first scene in Heaven Knows Mr. Allison 1957, on location in the South Seas island of Tobago, he sent an assistant director to get star Robert Mitchum out of his tent. Mitchum showed up four hours later explaining that he and the AD had got started drinking scotch and the poor man was unconscious back in the tent. Huston smiled," Thats ok Bob. Now lets shoot the scene where your character, the marine floats into the island unconscious on the raft." Mitchum spent the next four hours suffering in the blazing tropical sun as Huston sitting comfortably in the shade ordered retake after retake. The actor was on time from then on.

But who was the most notorious drinker of all The Swarm 1978, a disaster film about killer bees, featured Michael Caine, Henry Fonda, Ben Johnson, Slim Pickens and Fred MacMurray, definitely some guys who knew something about putting them down. One day they were joined for lunch at the Warner Brothers commissary by the quiet Olivia de Havilland. There were complaints that no booze was being served. "Thats because of Errol Flynn 1909-1959", said de Havilland. "He used to get so drunk he couldnt work so Mister Warner said no more booze." The men wanted to hear more about the famous swashbuckler. "Oh my God, Errol was something. Do you know he once got so drunk he wagered a film crew $500 that hed have his way with me." The men could see she was a lady and the incident must have been embarrassing for her. Olivia grinned mischievously "Oh it was, it was. And you see that table over there. Thats where he won his bet!"