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'FBoy Island' Host Nikki Glaser on Bringing Humor to New Reality Dating Series (Exclusive) - Entertainment Tonight
'FBoy Island' Host Nikki Glaser on Bringing Humor to New Reality Dating Series (Exclusive) Entertainment Tonight
âSlow downâŚthe cop hides behind this sign.â Deli brings humor to small town - ConchoValleyHomepage.com
âSlow downâŚthe cop hides behind this sign.â Deli brings humor to small town ConchoValleyHomepage.com
Is There Such a Thing As Universal Humor? Discover Magazine
Sam is back again with salty humor intact | Letter to the editor Port Townsend Leader
Humor can cut through people's anger Arab News
Tomase: HernĂĄndez's sense of humor shown in these two great stories NBC Sports Boston
Ride brings out humor, determination in bicyclists | News, Sports, Jobs Fort Dodge Messenger
The Funny Bus Mixes Cleveland Sightseeing With Timely Humor Clevelandmagazine.com
Great Odinâs Beard! These 55 Beard Jokes And Puns Are Grooming Humor At Its Best - Yahoo Lifestyle
Five Best: Collections of American Humor The Wall Street Journal
'Lamb' Review: âA Dichotomy of Humor and Tragedyâ Full Circle Cinema
âSlow downâŚthe cop hides behind the sign,â deli brings humor to small town - WTAJ - www.wearecentralpa.com
âSlow downâŚthe cop hides behind the sign,â deli brings humor to small town WTAJ - www.wearecentralpa.com
Writer Melissa Balmain '87 Adds a Twist of Humor to Fairy Tales Princeton Alumni Weekly
Publication urges humor to engage students Valdosta Daily Times
HUMOR: TOP 10 BONE-HEADED AMERICAN THINGS NOT TO DO DURING THE SUMMER OLYMPICS IN TOKYO, JAPAN - Florida Keys Weekly
HUMOR: TOP 10 BONE-HEADED AMERICAN THINGS NOT TO DO DURING THE SUMMER OLYMPICS IN TOKYO, JAPAN Florida Keys Weekly
On the Safe Side podcast Episode 17: Humor in safety and protecting workers from heat illness - Safety+Health magazine
On the Safe Side podcast Episode 17: Humor in safety and protecting workers from heat illness Safety+Health magazine
Minnesota's Waiting Child: Michael, 16, has a great sense of humor Minneapolis Star Tribune
Livin' in Liverpool: Nostalgia never fails, and humor always helps Eagle News Online
How humor and history go together in this classroom | Pass It On Colorado Springs Gazette
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Circus clothes and the middle-aged woman | The Progressive Pulse - The Progressive Pulse
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Circus clothes and the middle-aged woman | The Progressive Pulse The Progressive Pulse
N.C. native Tabitha Brown's charm, humor and vegan cooking earn fans and money on social media - Winston-Salem Journal
N.C. native Tabitha Brown's charm, humor and vegan cooking earn fans and money on social media Winston-Salem Journal
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Belated Father's Day best wishes | The Progressive Pulse - The Progressive Pulse
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Belated Father's Day best wishes | The Progressive Pulse The Progressive Pulse
KEYS HUMOR: TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR AIRLINE CUSTOMER SERVICE TO CALL BACK - Florida Keys Weekly
KEYS HUMOR: TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING FOR AIRLINE CUSTOMER SERVICE TO CALL BACK Florida Keys Weekly
Humor us: Videos for visitors take lighthearted approach â Methow Valley News - Methow Valley News
Her husband Gregoire Ludig reacted with humor comparing the two celebrities Positively Scottish
'Cuzzin Brad' Mullen, who brought dry humor to Utah alternative radio, dies at 49 - Salt Lake Tribune
Scars and Stripes Deck-Building Card Game provides a fun and humorous spin on politics - Gadget Flow
Katilyn and Kyle Wenz's newly released "Rob the Slob" is a humorous story of a little boy with messy habits - WFMZ Allentown
Katilyn and Kyle Wenz's newly released "Rob the Slob" is a humorous story of a little boy with messy habits WFMZ Allentown
The Climate Apocalympics The New Yorker
Humorous hip hop icon Biz Markie dies at 57 Amsterdam News
Flick Fact: The humorous name they first called Illinois State University athletic squads... - Bloomington Pantagraph
Flick Fact: The humorous name they first called Illinois State University athletic squads... Bloomington Pantagraph
Katilyn and Kyle Wenz's newly released âRob the Slobâ is a humorous story of a little boy with messy habits - PR Web
Katilyn and Kyle Wenz's newly released âRob the Slobâ is a humorous story of a little boy with messy habits PR Web
How to Be Funny at Work Harvard Business Review
Humor may be the surprising key to rebuilding trustâand reconnecting with coworkers again - Fortune
7 Kinds of Humor and What They Mean - PsychCentral.com PsychCentral.com
Mimi Movie Review: Clever and Humorous Telugu360
Does shared humor equal relationship bliss? Boston Herald
What Your Sense of Humor Says About Your Mental Health Discover Magazine
Why Bringing Humor to Work has Serious Benefits The New York Times
How Can I Hold On To Hope and Humor While Witnessing So Much Suffering? The New York Times
Life Well Lived: Owner of Sockie's Off Sale Liquor remembered for hospitality, humor - Southernminn.com
Life Well Lived: Owner of Sockie's Off Sale Liquor remembered for hospitality, humor Southernminn.com
Grow Your Business by Leading with Humor Inside INdiana Business
Fred R. Kuester Creates a Humorous Captivating Story That Will Leave Readers a Good Lesson - WebWire
Tom Brady teases former teammates Danny Amendola, Julian Edelman and Wes Welker in humorous video - Yahoo News
Tom Brady teases former teammates Danny Amendola, Julian Edelman and Wes Welker in humorous video Yahoo News
Humor in safety: pros and cons Safety+Health magazine
Advice for Working Some Humor Into Your Brand Rolling Stone
Creating Room for Humor in Critical Media Literacy Literacy Daily
âHow to Tell a Jokeâ Review: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - The Wall Street Journal
âHow to Tell a Jokeâ Review: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum The Wall Street Journal
No joke: Using humor in class is harder when learning is remote The Conversation US
What Killed Humor? Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
How to Be FunnyâNot Offensiveâat Work The Wall Street Journal
Using emotion and humor to combat science misinformation Science Daily
We need comic novels more than ever. So where are they? The Washington Post
'Another one' - Andrea Radrizzani hails humorous response to sending out Leeds United shirts as new kit breaks all records - Yorkshire Evening Post
'Another one' - Andrea Radrizzani hails humorous response to sending out Leeds United shirts as new kit breaks all records Yorkshire Evening Post
Humor Explains (And Cures) Everything TAPinto.net
Weglinski: Dark Humor Is Actually Offensive â The Daily Utah Chronicle Daily Utah Chronicle
Charles Grodin, versatile actor and master of deadpan humor, dies at 86 The Washington Post
Super Bowl Advertisers Gravitate to Humor in a Hard Time The Wall Street Journal
Shot of Humor - richmondmagazine.com - Richmond magazine Richmond magazine
JOHN EGGERS COLUMN: Religious humor is good for the soul Bemidji Pioneer
Marines Dont Take Crap
We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they're doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It's an honorable job and my butt and I give him a two ply thumbs up thank you butt it's not something I, personally, could ever do-do. I have a friend who told me once that the litmus test for taking a job is if you meet a girl and you're embarrassed to tell her what you do for a living then you probably shouldn't be doing it. Let me tell you about a career choice I was never embarrassed to tell girls about, the Marines. Make no mistake. The Marines are a business. We manufacture the world's finest fighting force, and distribute them worldwide to sell Democracy. If we have to, we'll kick their you know what, provide toilet paper to wipe their butts, and not even take their names because we wouldn't even know how to pronounce them. The enemy usually needs toilet paper when we get through with them because when they see the Marines land we usually scare the crap out of them. What can I say? War stinks! There's a lot of things Marines do that stink. We don't like it and complain that it's not what we signed up to do. We joined the military to see the world but all we end up seeing is bad weather and bad attitudes. So we say, "If I wanted to deal with this merde I'd have taken a summer vacation in hell or a winter vacation in France. The Germans spanked them, we had to save their butts, and now they're little ungrateful terds. I'd love to see a recruiter now. "You'll get to travel the world." Let's see, where I could have gone in the last ten years, Somalia, Afghanistan, Bosnia, and Baghdad. Wow, can you throw in a free trip to Liberia? It's hard to tell a service member that the grass is never greener on the other side because the places are young men and women go usually don't have grass but war has some positives. For instance, it educates the American people. If you asked most Americans what the capital of South Dakota was they'd say, "I don't know." If you asked them the capital of Afghanistan they'd say, "That's easy, Kabul." They also learn geometry too, hello Sunni Triangle. The only problem is in a few years they might make the mistake of trying to book a vacation to the Sunny Triangle because they heard it was, to use the parlance of our times, "The bomb." Marines actually have to go to these sewer holes. They have to live there and survive and it is no joke to them or their families but they love it. I used to get a kick out of Marines who said, "This is the hardest job in the world. You never sleep and when you do it's in the dirt; you get to go hiking, with a 100 pound rucksack on your back, and you get paid to visit areas of the world you'd never pay money to go on vacation to see, but it's the greatest job in the world. You'll love it." Make no mistake, Marines love their jobs and as you probably know, are "The Few, The Proud." Marines are prouder then game roosters and meaner then cocks. If the Marines made toilet paper it would be two ply steal plates in order to cover their butts when they use the head. Being is a Marine is a dirty job but the best part of it is that we don't take crap from anyone. Every young man and woman should do a stint. If you're interested, go down to your local recruiter and put your signature on a piece of paper, preferably one ply.
Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies.
When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop people from stealing my jackets. Some of the skeletons actually wear the jackets so they don't get cold. That may seem strange to people, but never has a skeleton complained to me...
I Got to Play an April Fools Joke Before I was Born
I will start this by saying that yes, I did miss being an April Fool, but only by a tiny margin. I was born just twenty minutes after midnight on April 2nd, and the events of the prior day in my home were quite interesting to say the least.
When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person. But then I looked into my mirror and realized that the person I saw in that mirror was me. So I then figured, why spend all this time finding myself when I already know where I am?
25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet
A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find yourself in need of a welding helmet:
Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians
Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories
Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor shine a bright spotlight on the local area and its people.
Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard. Let me rephrase. She thinks she found a human bone. They were putting up a fence in their backyard. They've been digging and shoveling and leveling posts. I unloaded some boards to be a Mister-Rogers-kind-of-neighbor. And she was still talking about the human bone she'd shown me the day before.
Funny Things We Dream
I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss. Now I'm up before the alarm clock most mornings, and I don't grumble, not as often as I used to anyway. I'm often anxious to see what the day will bring.
Setting History Straight
Have you ever heard the name Will Schwenk? Or the name Artie Seymour? Probably not. But you will, you will, when the word gets around about how these two inglorious talents were by-passed, how they missed being touched by the magic wand of Fate. For contrary to popular belief, the series of light operettas commonly attributed to Gilbert and Sullivan were in effect written by the pair of nonentities named above, Artie being the melodist and Will the versifier.
I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I don't have much of a sense of humor at all. My ex-husband used to tell me dumb jokes all the time and I didn't laugh, not even to be polite like everyone else would do. Yet the strange thing is that people who've read some of my life stories have found them to be hilarious. I'm not sure if that's good or bad considering those stories actually happened.
The Worlds First Comedian?
If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That's because he appeared around 400 B.C., and back then the videos were pretty bad.
Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05
Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport Watcher
The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?
This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand) about the performance of a local magician at a child's birthday party. Now, granted, this wasn't done by a clown, but I've seen clowns doing similar things. As one of his tricks, he has a child (a young girl approximately 9 years old) holding two handkerchiefs knotted together. He pulls her hands apart, and instead of a third handkerchief appearing (or a flag, or whatever else) he has a pair of ladies' panties appear. The magician received the reaction he wanted: the audience laughed loud and long at the discomfiture of the young girl. She, however, was on the verge of tears, having been publicly humiliated, for having done nothing more than helping on stage when asked.
Cloning Advantage Super Families
As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves in an interesting predicament. We see the need of self to extend past one's own lifetime as an innate characteristic; self-preservation has always been one of mankind's greatest drivers of motivation. World Religions in their haste to rally group support and social order amongst the masses have in fact been able to capitalize on this to a large degree, purposing the idea of eternal salvation for a promise of the individual in this life time to do as they are told and live their life in a certain way. That certain way includes among other things; not upsetting the current hierarchy of power. Human Beings obviously have questions which need to be answered such as; How did I get here, How did all this begin, what happens to me when I die and what will happen to the entirety of all I see in the end, when will it all end. World Religions can use these needs of the individual to know such things as a lever to control their psyche, by carefully answering all those questions in some sort of believable and yet un-provable way. Of course over time as more scientific light is shed on various subjects these religions must adapt their story line a bit to keep all the believers buying the storyline. Most of the most successful religions have done a good job of using vague comments on the answers so that they are able to adapt over time.
American Independence ? The True Story
It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on the floor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century equivalent of Game Boy: a model soldier with a rifle sat on a model elephant, shooting at a model tiger two planks of wood away.
The Work-from-home Fashion Primer
Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-home parents and online marketing geeks had chosen careers as hermits:
A Dogs Guide To... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you're Amber and Terry, you're going to do NOTHING about it. Ain't nobody going to silence the Rubinman, you know what I'm sayin'? If you're NOT Amber and Terry, though (i.e. you're smart) and you want to know how to get your dog to just freakin' shut up once in a while, here's what you need to know?
New Orleans First to Experience Housing Bubble Burst
Are we starting to see the Housing Bubble Burst in the wake of Hurricane Katrina? In New Orleans many homeowner's had their equity literally washed away. They are upside down in negative equity and basically underwater. It appears that the New Orleans Housing marker has gone down the drain. New Orleans experienced significant growth in the past year, prices had increased; many had taken out second loans to pay off credit car debt, which helped fuel the economy there. Relatively few need their credit cards for recent shopping sprees, as they just broke in with a little help from their friends and took those few items they needed for survival. You know like a; Surround-A-Sound System, with HDTV, 64" Flat Panel Display to watch your favorite local team the Saints.
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