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Humanity and Humor in 'Nixon's Nixon' ‚ÄĒ The Heights The Heights
On the evening of their downfall, Nixon and Kissinger frantically reenact their glory days, stepping into the shoes of those who complimented them in the past.
Humor and Being Human The Objective Standard
Inside Jokes is delightfully well-written and a significant improvement on the crude theories of humor others have proposed.
Remembering Robert Krone: 'had a great sense of humor' PennLive.com
Robert J. "Bob" Krone was a CADD technician at Gannett Fleming for 46 years. Krone, 64, of Etters died Sept.13 at UPMC Presbyterian Montefiore Hospital, ...
Review: 'Hello, Dolly!' embraces elegance, humor and heart at Theatre Cedar Rapids The Gazette
CEDAR RAPIDS ‚ÄĒ ‚ÄúHello, Dolly!‚ÄĚ is the hottest ticket in town. It deserves to have every seat filled from now through Oct. 13 at Theatre Cedar Rapids. So grab a ...
How to Supercharge Your Marketing with Humor AlleyWatch
The power of humor can help attract customers and make your marketing campaign go viral. There are many opportunities to use humor, but where should you ...
T. Boone Pickens remembered for grit, humor, generosity at memorial Stillwater News Press
Knowing that most people have already heard the stories about T. Boone Pickens the oil tycoon, those who spoke at Thursday's memorial *service* wanted ...
With humor and emotion, '25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee' will letter rip - StarNewsOnline.com
With humor and emotion, '25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee' will letter rip StarNewsOnline.com
Panache Theatrical Productions stages the touching musical comedy Sept. 26-Oct. 6 at the Hannah Block Historic USO/Community Arts Center in downtown ...
'Take the tumor, leave the humor': Woman with rare cancer calls Dempsey Center a blessing - NewsCenterMaine.com WCSH-WLBZ
'Take the tumor, leave the humor': Woman with rare cancer calls Dempsey Center a blessing NewsCenterMaine.com WCSH-WLBZ
Lona Farrell of Gray says the Dempsey Center is a gift to people impacted by cancer.
REVIEW: 'Tick, Tick‚Ä¶ Boom!' debuts at Roxy's Downtown with hearty humor Wichita State Sunflower
Tick, Tick‚Ä¶ Boom!‚ÄĚ is an autobiographical musical based on the life of Jonathan Larson, the man who wrote ‚ÄúRent.‚ÄĚ Despite its seemingly modest appearance in ...
Column: Meanwhile, time for a bit of humor Cody Enterprise
A few weeks ago I paid humble homage to a segment on one of the late night talk shows.
Joel Embiid lost weight ... but not his sense of humor NBCSports.com
Joel Embiid has apparently lost a significant amount of weight ... but his sense of humor. By Paul Hudrick.
Volleyball: Meredith Howe's humor is more than it seems The Post
The pregame routine at Ohio volleyball match isn't out of the ordinary. Both teams warm up on either side of the net, then eventually one team will go into the ...
Marga Gomez‚Äôs ‚ÄėWho‚Äôs Your Mami Comedy‚Äô takes aim at toxic humor San Francisco Chronicle
Marga Gomez has developed a new monthly show, ‚ÄúWho's Your Mami Comedy,‚ÄĚ that plays at the cabaret space next to the Brava Theater. Photo: Paul Kuroda ...
Las Vegas girl killed in crash remembered for kindness, humor Las Vegas Review-Journal
Family and friends gathered outside SoBe Ice Arena on Tuesday night to celebrate Monet Garcia, a 12-year-old ice skater who died with her father Friday in a ...
‚ÄėTherapist for the common Joe‚Äô: Obituary highlights Lorain County woman‚Äôs kindness, sense of humor - WJW FOX 8 News Cleveland
‚ÄėTherapist for the common Joe‚Äô: Obituary highlights Lorain County woman‚Äôs kindness, sense of humor WJW FOX 8 News Cleveland
GRAFTON, Ohio-- A loving mother and grandmother, who loved to laugh and have fun left everyone with one final punchline. Sixty-year-old Bonnie White's ...
Humor: The ants in my apartment are my only friends - The The Aggie
An ode to the loneliness (and inevitable infestations) of Summer Session Hello there, gents. I am a student taking Summer Session II, and I w.
Finding Humor in Physics WCAI
We all use physics every day. Every time we pick something up, throw a ball, charge our cell phones, or drive a car, physics is involved. But most of us.
Humor-Filled Sequel to 'Where Is Your Groom?' to Be Staged at Alex Theatre this Fall - The Armenian Mirror-Spectator
Humor-Filled Sequel to 'Where Is Your Groom?' to Be Staged at Alex Theatre this Fall The Armenian Mirror-Spectator
GLENDALE ‚ÄĒ ‚ÄúWhere Is Your Groom? II,‚ÄĚ the comedic sequel to the equally funny original charmer will take place on Sunday, October 6, at the Alex Theatre.
Working through grief? A 'certified humor professional' is here to help Star Tribune
A grief expert and certified humor professional learns how to laugh through the tears.
Body image meets humor in 'Brittany Runs a Marathon' 88Nine Radio Milwaukee
Razor-sharp wit abounds in director Paul Downs Colaizzo's debut, 'Brittany Runs a Marathon.'
Full Steam Ahead Podcast Episode 21 ‚Äď Artificial Intelligence and Humor FOX 59 Indianapolis
WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. ‚ÄĒ Dr. Julia Rayz, Associate Professor and Assistant Department Head in the Department of Computer and Information Technology at ...
With humor and a lot of heart, 'Into the Breeches!' gets the literary party started for New Stage's 54th season - Mississippi Today
With humor and a lot of heart, 'Into the Breeches!' gets the literary party started for New Stage's 54th season Mississippi Today
‚ÄúInto the Breeches!‚ÄĚ opens New Stage Theatre's 54th season with a comic splash, an ensemble cast and a pull-together spirit that toasts the power of art in ...
ESR's 'She Kills Monsters' surprises with wit and humor encoremichigan.com
PORT HURON, Mich.‚ÄďEnter Stage Right is staging a production of She Kills Monsters at The Citadel in Port Huron, under the direction of Scott Joseph, that may ...
Remembering Celia Barqu√≠n Arozamena, her humor, horses and hugs ESPN
Ana Pel√°ez Trivi√Īo honors the memory of her friend and former Iowa State golfer Celia Barqu√≠n Arozamena on the one-year anniversary of her murder.
I‚Äôm tired of self-deprecating Jewish humor JTA News
The other night, I found myself on a first date with a handsome baseball player in his mid-20s. He was 6-foot-2 with a dazzlingly gorgeous face, a sculpted ...
We Can Laugh Now [Podcast] The Good Men Project
Mark Twain once said, ‚ÄúHumor is tragedy plus time.‚ÄĚ In this episode I talk about an example of that, focusing on something that happened before any of us were ...
Humor, Trump, and the patriarchy. Slate
A podcast from Slate chronicling Donald Trump's rise to the presidency and his current administration. Journalists Virginia Heffernan, Le√≥n Krauze, and Yascha ...
Zooey Deschanel loves Jonathan Scott's 'humor' | Entertainment The Delaware County Daily Times
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'The Farewell' combines humor, tragedy while retaining personality Oswegonian
‚ÄúThe Farewell,‚ÄĚ an independent film from director Lulu Wang (‚ÄúPosthumous‚ÄĚ), is a truly special viewing occasion because of how it confronts its viewers with a ...
Dane Cook looks inside himself for humor now Lowell Sun
When Dane Cook performed before a capacity crowd at Madison Square Garden in 2007, he delivered the observational, raunchy brand of comedy he had ...
Sarah Silverman defends Dave Chappelle's Netflix special Los Angeles Times
When it comes to Tales of the Emmys, few are more bittersweet ‚ÄĒ or just plain sweet ‚ÄĒ than when an already canceled series is recognized with a nomination.
Education Week: The place of humor in the Church Universe.byu.edu
Jokes about funeral potatoes and funny sayings on gravestones caused the audience to erupt with laughter at a BYU education week session on Friday.
Small Talk: Trying to make sense of the WeWorld The Real Deal
The best part about the stock market is how much of a sure thing every investment is, and the best part about startups is that they are all guaranteed to become ...
Fall arts 2019 | Dance: In dance, Patricia Sandback learns about humor and humility - The San Diego Union-Tribune
Fall arts 2019 | Dance: In dance, Patricia Sandback learns about humor and humility The San Diego Union-Tribune
Ask choreographer Pat Sandback what her favorite dance is and her answer is always, ‚Äúthe next one.‚ÄĚ
D-Law Offers Apology, Humor To Autograph Seeker DallasCowboys.com
Here's a perfect example of the social media news cycle.
When times get tough, get a sense of humor Kokomo Perspective
With the uncertainty of what is happening in America today, it's time for all of us to stop, smile, and refrain from being so concerned about what the future may.
Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Finalists Prove that Nature Has a Sense of Humor PetaPixel
The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards just revealed this year's finalists. And, as always, they offer a bit of comic relief, and the reminder that nature is ...
Valerie Alpert Dance Company incorporates diversity, humor Chicago Tribune
The audience will experience a diverse repertoire when the Valerie Alpert Dance Company takes the stage Oct. 4 at the James Lumber Center at College of ...
Raiders' Josh Jacobs Tells Story on Nick Saban's Humor Heavy.com
The typically stern head coach for Alabama football apparently has an interesting sense of humor.
PBS Series Conveys Humor and Drama of Country Music CMT.com
Ken Burns' PBS documentary series shares the drama and humor of country music.
Aris Theatre's Production Of 'Woman And Scarecrow' Showcases The Bitter Humor Of Death And Sorrow | 90.1 FM WABE - WABE 90.1 FM
Aris Theatre's Production Of 'Woman And Scarecrow' Showcases The Bitter Humor Of Death And Sorrow | 90.1 FM WABE WABE 90.1 FM
A bedroom. A large ominous wardrobe. A dying woman. That's the setting of "Woman and Scarecrow," the upcoming production of Aris Theatre. Irish playwright ...
Humorous tales from Urbanna, and Africa Virginian-Pilot
Solace in humor from Mary Wakefield Buxton and Dave Barry, courtesy Bill Ruehlmann.
Worst jockey in history had a great sense of humor St. George Daily Spectrum
Les Boots was a jockey that rode intermittently for 18 years in Southern Australia and he's a bit of a legend in folklore as being the worst rider in history.
In 'Apple, Tree,' Writers Touchingly Reflect On Their Parents With Humor And Love NPR
In the new collection, Ann Patchett tells of her resemblance to her mother, Lizzie Skurnick and Mat Johnson offer thoughts on mothers with dementia, and John ...
Top 10 Humor APIs ProgrammableWeb
There is nothing funny about Application Programming Interfaces, or APIs, usually, but we've rounded up a few to chuckle over. Developers wanting to add some ...
Editorial ‚ÄĒ The gift of humor: Raymond Canale devoted his life to making other people laugh - NNY360
Editorial ‚ÄĒ The gift of humor: Raymond Canale devoted his life to making other people laugh NNY360
Coming from a close-knit family benefited Raymond E. Canale throughout his life.
Guthrie letters offer glimpse of humor, life on Rocky Mountain Front Missoulian
Choteau-based author A.B. Guthrie Jr. received a letter in 1975 requesting he send an English teacher in upstate New York an autographed copy of his novel ...
Doctor Who review: Planet X mixes light humor with darkness Doctor Who Watch
In the second episode of Doctor Who: The Unbound Universe, the Doctor and Benny visit the most boring planet in the universe: Planet X...
Halloween Horror Nights Adds Humor at Universal Studios Hollywood MiceChat
Universal Studios Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights, the home of scares and all things ghoulish, adds comedic touches and a throwback to the 80's at the.
'He's Kind of a Caveman ‚Äď He Just Does Stuff': Eric Metaxas is Back with Another Humorous Look at Trump's Washington in 'Donald Builds the Wall' - CBN News
'He's Kind of a Caveman ‚Äď He Just Does Stuff': Eric Metaxas is Back with Another Humorous Look at Trump's Washington in 'Donald Builds the Wall' CBN News
Is President Trump a bit of a caveman? It's how bestselling author Eric Metaxas portrays him in his new book Donald Builds the Wall.
Humor-Filled Sequel to Where Is Your Groom? to be Staged at Alex Theatre this Fall - Armenian News by MassisPost
Humor-Filled Sequel to Where Is Your Groom? to be Staged at Alex Theatre this Fall Armenian News by MassisPost
GLENDALE, CA - It's an age-old, cringe-worthy question: where is your groom? The true to life story of conventional marriage in the new world is spun.
Perspectives: Stay informed but keep a sense of humor Southern Utah Now
OPINION ‚ÄĒ Not so long ago, a friend suggested to me that the election period we are entering is likely to be unprecedented in American history. At the time I ...
Some Asian Americans believe Andrew Yang's supposedly self-deprecating humor is promoting stereotypes - The Week Magazine
Some Asian Americans believe Andrew Yang's supposedly self-deprecating humor is promoting stereotypes The Week Magazine
Some Asian Americans laughed when entrepreneur Andrew Yang's said on the debate stage Thursday night in Houston that he knew a lot of doctors because ...
Humor a part of top RB golfer‚Äôs arsenal The San Diego Union-Tribune
Just like every golfer who has played, Vanessa Ho has experienced a bad day on the course. Her remedy is a bit unorthodox, though. Ho, now a junior at ...
Nonprofit Spotlight: Alliance tackles patient care with humor and compassion - Vancouver Business Journal
Nonprofit Spotlight: Alliance tackles patient care with humor and compassion Vancouver Business Journal
The Ovarian Cancer Alliance of Oregon and Southwest Washington (OCAOSW) was formed in Vancouver in 2005 by two Dianes on a mission: to educate ...
The Role Of Humor In Mediation - No Laughing Matter! JD Supra
Mediation is serious business. But, nonetheless, a process which has room for ‚Äď and, indeed, a need for ‚Äď humor at the right moments. Mediation is often the ...
Remembering Pat: Former Tribune editor was devout family man, found humor in everything - Kokomo Tribune
Remembering Pat: Former Tribune editor was devout family man, found humor in everything Kokomo Tribune
The ability to find humor in any situation may be difficult for some, but not for Pasquale ‚ÄúPat‚ÄĚ Rocchio. To those who knew him, the long-time Kokomo Tribune ...
Hippie humor New Times SLO
I was super excited to see John Donegan's opinion piece, "Where are all the hippies?" (Aug. 29) because I have been wondering the same thing! Upon reading ...
Publix, Floridians Find Humor During Wait For Hurricane Dorian Tampa, FL Patch
Hurricane Humor Holds Floridians In Good Stead - Tampa, FL - From Publix hurricane cakes to storm parties, Floridians roll with the punches, even when they're ...
Shout out: Economist-turned-rabbi Barry Schechter gives talks on humor Chicago Tribune
Rabbi Barry Schechter has been leading Congregation Kol Emeth in Skokie for many years. The Morton Grove resident was born in London.
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: America's obsession with fast food and fast guns - The Progressive Pulse
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: America's obsession with fast food and fast guns The Progressive Pulse
If you need further proof we're losing our collective minds these days, consider what happened at a Popeye's restaurant in Houston, Texas, recently. Apparently ...
Floridians Keep Sense of Humor As Hurricane Dorian Approaches YC
With Hurricane Dorian predicted to be one of the most catastrophic in history, Floridians are reaching deep to keep their sense of humor and equilibrium.
Tips from the world's funniest nurse humorist (she says so herself!) Atlanta Journal Constitution
Deb Gauldin can't keep the humor out of anything. Her LinkedIn profile, for example, does have the standard information about her past nurse training ...
4 steps for confronting someone whose humor is offensive Ladders
Confronting someone often feels like an isolating experience. After all, it takes a lot of bravery to confront someone's offensive humor.
Sales Focus ‚Äď Use Humor to Heat Up Your Sales Positively Naperville
Did you hear the one about‚Ä¶ Tell a joke once in a while. One that makes you laugh out loud. Sometimes business can be stressful and overwhelming. Have a ...
Airline Twitter Humor: Lexus & Poppers Edition One Mile at a Time
Check out some of the funny interactions on the Twitter accounts of United Airlines and Southwest Airlines in the past few days. Hah.
Harrowing but humorous film 'Babyteeth' finds laughter in pain Reuters
Australian director Shannon Murphy manages to bring out the humor in pain and suffering in her tear-jerking film feature debut "Babyteeth", a harrowing tale of a ...
Pineda Crossing: Palm Shores eatery is a bastion of traditional dishes and good humor - Florida Today
Pineda Crossing: Palm Shores eatery is a bastion of traditional dishes and good humor Florida Today
Many of Pineda Crossings' guests have been regulars since the restaurant opened in 1996.
Humor of the Beast: Jim Breuer on the Healing Power of Metallica and Comedy Metal Injection.net
Welcome to ‚ÄúHumor of the Beast,‚ÄĚ a recurring series where we interview the funniest people about their favorite band, as well as the impact heavy music has had ...
'House Hunters' host Suzanne Whang dead at 56 Today.com
Suzanne Whang, former host of the popular HGTV series ‚ÄúHouse Hunters,‚ÄĚ has died, reports her partner, Jeff Vezain. She was 56. Vezain shared the news on ...
Billed As A Comedy, The Humor In 'Tel Aviv On Fire' Is Not So Obvious KUNC
Tel Aviv on Fire is and isn't a comedy. As viewers around the world have mentioned, it's hard to make a comedy about something serious. The bravest attempt.
'My Zoe' Helmer Julie Delpy On Finding Humor In Dramatic Moments ‚Äď Toronto Studio Deadline
My Zoe marks the seventh film by writer-director-actor Julie Delpy, who is perhaps best known for starring in Richard Linklater's Before trilogy. The suspense ...
'Here we go again': Young Americans turn to memes, dark humor in face of recession NBCNews.com
Concerns of a recession have grown in recent months as some indicators have forecast a rocky economic future. That news has been greeted by younger ...
GRAVDGR: Edmonds cemetery sexton has deadpan sense of humor Seattle Weekly
Cliff Edwards has spent 46 years taking care of the final resting places of our loved ones.
This Day in History ‚Äď September 19 ‚Äď Hijinx, Humor, and Insight NewsWhistle
NewsWhistle is pleased to feature Gary Jenneke's ‚ÄúThis Day In History‚ÄĚ column. You can read the original at Gary's THIS DAY IN HISTORY blog ‚ÄĒ or scroll ...
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Thank you for reading this The Progressive Pulse
At first, I thought it was an aberration, just a good friend trying to make life easier for me after a festive birthday dinner. Her tone was firm, leaving no room for ...
Why Meghan Markle and Queen Elizabeth Need a Sense of Humor These Days Showbiz Cheat Sheet
Along with royal life comes plenty of glitz and glamour, as we all are well aware. Family members such as Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle get to live in ...
In This Humorous Ad, Canada Is Very Sorry for Dragging Its Heels on Climate Action Adweek
This story is part of a weeklong series on climate change and sustainability. It's in partnership with Covering Climate Now, a global journalism initiative to cover ...
REVIEW: 'It Chapter Two' saved by great acting and humor StateHornet.com
The 2017 ‚ÄúIt‚ÄĚ remake grossed an astounding $700 million worldwide, taking the No.1 record for box office sales in the horror genre. The sequel, ‚ÄúIt Chapter Two,‚ÄĚ ...
Here‚Äôs what Trump‚Äôs utter lack of humor reveals about his warped psychology AlterNet
Donald Trump is determined to get some of his border wall built before the 2020 election and, according to Nick Mirhoff and Josh Dawsey of the Washington ...
Bob Newhart on His Secretly Sick Humor and Turning 90 The New York Times
LOS ANGELES ‚ÄĒ Bob Newhart didn't invent stand-up comedy, but more than any performer he can lay claim to giving birth to the modern industry of the ...
Theater review: 'Witch' masterfully blends critical social commentary with unexpected humor - Daily Bruin
Theater review: 'Witch' masterfully blends critical social commentary with unexpected humor Daily Bruin
The devil searches for souls to call his own, but in ‚ÄúWitch,‚ÄĚ he also finds a women's heart he hopes to win over. Running at the Geffen Playhouse until Sept.
PAC‚Äôs ‚ÄėSea Voyage‚Äô at Independence Seaport Museum: Pirates, mayhem, humor, sex ‚ÄĒ and a very game cast - The Philadelphia Inquirer
PAC‚Äôs ‚ÄėSea Voyage‚Äô at Independence Seaport Museum: Pirates, mayhem, humor, sex ‚ÄĒ and a very game cast The Philadelphia Inquirer
The Fringe Festival play revels in the reversal of traditional gender jokes about sexual appetite.
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: The prince of narcissism and his devoted flock - The Progressive Pulse
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: The prince of narcissism and his devoted flock The Progressive Pulse
Lost in all the kerfuffle of not buying Greenland, proclaiming to be The Chosen One and callously reneging on a pledge to support background checks for gun ...
Apex Legends player suggests humorous notification concept for quitters Dexerto
Apex Legends players fed up with teammates leaving their games early have suggested a hilarious notification concept that could help Respawn deal with the ...
Etgar Keret delves into humor, heartbreak in new story collection 'Fly Already' - Knoxville News Sentinel
Etgar Keret delves into humor, heartbreak in new story collection 'Fly Already' Knoxville News Sentinel
The stories of Israeli writer Etgar Keret comprise a kind of magic show, a mystical whirl of light and dark, humor and heartbreak.
Steve King: 'Snowflakes' have no sense of humor; make it difficult to solve problems - Sioux City Journal
Steve King: 'Snowflakes' have no sense of humor; make it difficult to solve problems Sioux City Journal
ONAWA, Iowa -- Too many Americans are bitter "snowflakes" who can't take a joke, Rep. Steve King told a group of constituents in Northwest Iowa Friday.
Office party gets out of hand in the Hop's humorous season opener 'Happy Hour' The Union Leader
HANOVER ‚ÄĒ ‚ÄúHappy Hour,‚ÄĚ the Hopkins Center for the Arts' season opener, barrels into bad behavior at an office party rife with drinks, karaoke and clueless ...
Senior New: Finding humor in being 'sixty something' Dalles Chronicle
At every stage of life there are challenges. (Thankfully we don't have to worry about pimples anymore!) But there is always something to laugh about‚ÄĒalthough it ...
TIFF Review: 'Jojo Rabbit' Blends Humor & Trauma in Familiar Fashion to Taika Waititi's Previous Work - The Film Stage
TIFF Review: 'Jojo Rabbit' Blends Humor & Trauma in Familiar Fashion to Taika Waititi's Previous Work The Film Stage
To start with Jojo Rabbit, we should look at Taika Waititi's previous films Boy and Hunt for the Wilderpeople, both of which operate in a similar fashion to his.
‚ÄėSix‚Äô adds up to pop, humor & reality check Boston Herald
As ‚ÄúSix‚ÄĚ points out, if Henry VIII had commanded other women to be his wives, we wouldn't know anything about the women he actually married ‚ÄĒ queens often ...
William Hogarth: Cruelty and Humor Brooklyn Rail
In a marginal note, William Hogarth (1697‚Äď1764) summarizes his artistic program: ‚Äúto treat my subjects as a dramatic writer, my picture was my stage.‚ÄĚ
GC of Steve Madden: Lead With a Good Sense of Humor | Corporate Counsel Law.com
Michael Paradise executive vice president and general counsel at the eponymous footwear and fashion company Steve Madden spoke with Corporate Counsel ...
'The Loony Lutherans' at Burnsville theater uses humor to embrace getting older FOX 9
The Looney Lutherans, Young(ish) at Heart‚ÄĚ is playing now and will run through Oct. 27 at the Black Box Theater at the Ames Center in Burnsville, Minnesota.
Ellen DeGeneres' Reaction To Meeting Baby Archie Is Filled With Humor & Lots Of Royal Support ‚ÄĒ VIDEO - Bustle
Ellen DeGeneres' Reaction To Meeting Baby Archie Is Filled With Humor & Lots Of Royal Support ‚ÄĒ VIDEO Bustle
This comedian has an important baby Sussex update. On Monday, Sept. 9, Ellen DeGeneres discussed her meeting with the royals on the season premiere of ...
Weekend humor from Celia Rivenbark: Get Uncle Joe some caffeine The Progressive Pulse
OK, somebody get the paddles and plant 'em on Uncle Joe's bird-boned chest and yell ‚ÄúCLEAR!!!‚ÄĚ Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden needs a serious reboot ...
James Ransone on Horror, Humor, and Bonding with his ‚ÄėIT: Chapter Two‚Äô Castmates - Film School Rejects
James Ransone on Horror, Humor, and Bonding with his ‚ÄėIT: Chapter Two‚Äô Castmates Film School Rejects
The 'IT: Chapter Two' scene-stealer discusses his unlikely sources of inspiration for playing adult Eddie, meeting Stephen King, and why he likes to do favors for ...
Aaron Rodgers kept popping up in Danica Patrick's press for her podcast. Here's what we learned. - Green Bay Press Gazette
Aaron Rodgers kept popping up in Danica Patrick's press for her podcast. Here's what we learned. Green Bay Press Gazette
When Danica Patrick made the rounds to promote her new "Pretty Intense" podcast, the topic of Aaron Rodgers kept popping up. Here's what we've learned.
CBI Video: Time-Honored Brand Merges Tradition With Modern Humor in Mooncake Film - China Film Insider
CBI Video: Time-Honored Brand Merges Tradition With Modern Humor in Mooncake Film China Film Insider
The Chinese restaurant and packaged-food brand Wu Fang Zhai released an animated three-minute film for the Mid-Autumn Festival, ‚ÄúThe Story on Bridge‚ÄĚ (ŤŅá ...
Arizona supplies politicians with a sense of humor Brunswick News
It approaches a year since Sen. John McCain departed these earthly precincts. He is rightly missed for his principled leadership, for his maverick ways and for ...
Marines Dont Take Crap
We live in a world of widgets.† People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.† You name it, they're doing it.† I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman.† God bless him.† It's an honorable job and my butt and I give him a two ply thumbs up thank you butt it's not something I, personally, could ever do-do.††† † I have a friend who told me once that the litmus test for taking a job is if you meet a girl and you're embarrassed to tell her what you do for a living then you probably shouldn't be doing it.† † Let me tell you about a career choice I was never embarrassed to tell girls about, the Marines.† Make no mistake.† The Marines are a business.† We manufacture the world's finest fighting force, and distribute them worldwide to sell Democracy.† If we have to, we'll kick their you know what, provide toilet paper to wipe their butts, and not even take their names because we wouldn't even know how to pronounce them. † † The enemy usually needs toilet paper when we get through with them because when they see the Marines land we usually scare the crap out of them.† What can I say?† War stinks! † There's a lot of things Marines do that stink.† We don't like it and complain that it's not what we signed up to do.†† † We joined the military to see the world but all we end up seeing is bad weather and bad attitudes.† So we say, "If I wanted to deal with this merde I'd have taken a summer vacation in hell or a winter vacation in France.† The Germans spanked them, we had to save their butts, and now they're little ungrateful terds.††† † I'd love to see a recruiter now.† "You'll get to travel the world."† Let's see, where I could have gone in the last ten years, Somalia, Afghanistan, Bosnia, and Baghdad.† Wow, can you throw in a free trip to Liberia?††† † It's hard to tell a service member that the grass is never greener on the other side because the places are young men and women go usually don't have grass but war has some positives.† For instance, it educates the American people.† If you asked most Americans what the capital of South Dakota was they'd say, "I don't know."† If you asked them the capital of Afghanistan they'd say, "That's easy, Kabul."† † They also learn geometry too, hello Sunni Triangle.† The only problem is in a few years they might make the mistake of trying to book a vacation to the Sunny Triangle because they heard it was, to use the parlance of our times, "The bomb." † Marines actually have to go to these sewer holes.† They have to live there and survive and it is no joke to them or their families but they love it.† I used to get a kick out of Marines who said, "This is the hardest job in the world.† You never sleep and when you do it's in the dirt; you get to go hiking, with a 100 pound rucksack on your back, and you get paid to visit areas of the world you'd never pay money to go on vacation to see, but it's the greatest job in the world.† You'll love it." † Make no mistake, Marines love their jobs and as you probably know, are "The Few, The Proud."† Marines are prouder then game roosters and meaner then cocks.† If the Marines made toilet paper it would be two ply steal plates in order to cover their butts when they use the head. † Being is a Marine is a dirty job but the best part of it is that we don't take crap from anyone. †Every young man and woman should do a stint.† If you're interested, go down to your local recruiter and put your signature on a piece of paper, preferably one ply.† †
Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies.
When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop people from stealing my jackets. Some of the skeletons actually wear the jackets so they don't get cold. That may seem strange to people, but never has a skeleton complained to me...
I Got to Play an April Fools Joke Before I was Born
I will start this by saying that yes, I did miss being an April Fool, but only by a tiny margin. I was born just twenty minutes after midnight on April 2nd, and the events of the prior day in my home were quite interesting to say the least.
When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person. But then I looked into my mirror and realized that the person I saw in that mirror was me. So I then figured, why spend all this time finding myself when I already know where I am?
25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet
A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection while one is welding; however, there are definitely many other uses for a welding helmet. A welding helmet is a very practical that should be found in every home. Here are just a few ways you might find yourself in need of a welding helmet:
Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians
Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories
Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor shine a bright spotlight on the local area and its people.
Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard. Let me rephrase. She thinks she found a human bone. They were putting up a fence in their backyard. They've been digging and shoveling and leveling posts. I unloaded some boards to be a Mister-Rogers-kind-of-neighbor. And she was still talking about the human bone she'd shown me the day before.
Funny Things We Dream
I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss. Now I'm up before the alarm clock most mornings, and I don't grumble, not as often as I used to anyway. I'm often anxious to see what the day will bring.
Setting History Straight
Have you ever heard the name Will Schwenk? Or the name Artie Seymour? Probably not. But you will, you will, when the word gets around about how these two inglorious talents were by-passed, how they missed being touched by the magic wand of Fate. For contrary to popular belief, the series of light operettas commonly attributed to Gilbert and Sullivan were in effect written by the pair of nonentities named above, Artie being the melodist and Will the versifier.
I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I don't have much of a sense of humor at all. My ex-husband used to tell me dumb jokes all the time and I didn't laugh, not even to be polite like everyone else would do. Yet the strange thing is that people who've read some of my life stories have found them to be hilarious. I'm not sure if that's good or bad considering those stories actually happened.
The Worlds First Comedian?
If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must be sincerely old. That's because he appeared around 400 B.C., and back then the videos were pretty bad.
Poor Rixs Almanac 8-13-05
Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport Watcher
The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?
This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand) about the performance of a local magician at a child's birthday party. Now, granted, this wasn't done by a clown, but I've seen clowns doing similar things. As one of his tricks, he has a child (a young girl approximately 9 years old) holding two handkerchiefs knotted together. He pulls her hands apart, and instead of a third handkerchief appearing (or a flag, or whatever else) he has a pair of ladies' panties appear. The magician received the reaction he wanted: the audience laughed loud and long at the discomfiture of the young girl. She, however, was on the verge of tears, having been publicly humiliated, for having done nothing more than helping on stage when asked.
Cloning Advantage Super Families
As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves in an interesting predicament. We see the need of self to extend past one's own lifetime as an innate characteristic; self-preservation has always been one of mankind's greatest drivers of motivation. World Religions in their haste to rally group support and social order amongst the masses have in fact been able to capitalize on this to a large degree, purposing the idea of eternal salvation for a promise of the individual in this life time to do as they are told and live their life in a certain way. That certain way includes among other things; not upsetting the current hierarchy of power. Human Beings obviously have questions which need to be answered such as; How did I get here, How did all this begin, what happens to me when I die and what will happen to the entirety of all I see in the end, when will it all end. World Religions can use these needs of the individual to know such things as a lever to control their psyche, by carefully answering all those questions in some sort of believable and yet un-provable way. Of course over time as more scientific light is shed on various subjects these religions must adapt their story line a bit to keep all the believers buying the storyline. Most of the most successful religions have done a good job of using vague comments on the answers so that they are able to adapt over time.
American Independence ? The True Story
It was late in 1775, and King George III was at Buckingham Palace, sitting in reflective mood on his commode. His 13 year old son Prince George (yes, they were very imaginative with their names, those royal types), was sitting on the floor nearby, otherwise occupied with the 18th century equivalent of Game Boy: a model soldier with a rifle sat on a model elephant, shooting at a model tiger two planks of wood away.
The Work-from-home Fashion Primer
Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-home parents and online marketing geeks had chosen careers as hermits:
A Dogs Guide To... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you're Amber and Terry, you're going to do NOTHING about it. Ain't nobody going to silence the Rubinman, you know what I'm sayin'? If you're NOT Amber and Terry, though (i.e. you're smart) and you want to know how to get your dog to just freakin' shut up once in a while, here's what you need to know?
New Orleans First to Experience Housing Bubble Burst
Are we starting to see the Housing Bubble Burst in the wake of Hurricane Katrina? In New Orleans many homeowner's had their equity literally washed away. They are upside down in negative equity and basically underwater. It appears that the New Orleans Housing marker has gone down the drain. New Orleans experienced significant growth in the past year, prices had increased; many had taken out second loans to pay off credit car debt, which helped fuel the economy there. Relatively few need their credit cards for recent shopping sprees, as they just broke in with a little help from their friends and took those few items they needed for survival. You know like a; Surround-A-Sound System, with HDTV, 64" Flat Panel Display to watch your favorite local team the Saints.
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